Into the Storm

Todd White: "Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just now you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro!"
Trey: "That's your time capsule message?"
Todd White: "Huh... why not?"

"It's going to be big... I don't know how big. They're tornadoes, they don't do courtesy calls."

Allison: "Hey... gentlemen... guys, you can't stay out here. You have to get indoors."
Donk: "So do you guys actually get paid to do this shit? Man, I'm in the wrong job."
Reevis: "You don't even have a job!"

Gary: "That was good thinking with that knife back there."
Trey: "I thought you'd be mad."
Gary: "Oh I am. Hand it over."

"I have been studying storms all my life, alright? This one is bigger than one that has ever been. Do you hear that? It will flatten this building in seconds."