Keeping Up with the Joneses

Karen Gaffney: "We need evidence."
Jeff Gaffney: "I just want to make sure this is not paranoia."

Natalie: "Hello, Karen."
Karen: "Natalie!"
Natalie: "I was just leaving Tim a voicemail. He likes to hear from me when I'm trying on lingerie, it's one of our things. Do you and Jeff have a thing?"
Karen: "We do it really fast in case the kids come running into our room."

Club Waiter: "Welcome to the Cobra Club!"
Tim Jones: "A little different than you expected, huh?"
Jeff Gaffney: "That looks like a real snake."
Club Waiter: "Snake wine, that's a real cobra."
Jeff Gaffney: "Do you have tap?"

"Do you know that there's something off about them. They're both so overly accomplished and stylish."

"Still spying on the new neighbors?"

Natalie Jones: "Such a lovely street."
Tim Jones: "The Chinese don't even have a word for a street like this. They would say [seaking something in Mandarin]"
Jeff Gaffney: "It sounds cool coming out of your mouth."

Meg: "Think Brooklyn, exposed brick and a urinal."
Dan: "Meg wants me standing up again."
Karen: "Yeah."

"Honey, what am I really doing this summer? I mean sent the kids away to camp, I'm redesigning bathrooms."