Kingsman: The Secret Service

"Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?"

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
[To church woman]