L.A. Story

"I could never be a woman, because I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

"Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time."

"Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?"

"You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door."

"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."

"That's the difference between England and America. The English maintain civil relationships with their exes, Americans sue them."

Frank: "What do you do for a living, Rollie?"
Roland: "I deal in English paintings."
Frank: "Abstract or realistic?"
Roland: "Depends on which way you look at them, I suppose."

"Let your mind go and your body will follow."