L.A. Story * Quotes

Harris: "When I really analyze it, Trudi wasn't for me anyway. The only good times we had were having sex and laying in bed watching TV."
Ariel: "I hate to tell you this, Harris, but if you can find somebody you can have sex with and lie in bed and watch TV, you've really got something."

"Let your mind go and your body will follow."

Frank: "What do you do for a living, Rollie?"
Roland: "I deal in English paintings."
Frank: "Abstract or realistic?"
Roland: "Depends on which way you look at them, I suppose."

"That's the difference between England and America. The English maintain civil relationships with their exes, Americans sue them."

"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."

"You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door."

"Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?"