Marley & Me

Arnie Klein: "Listen, take a vacation. Go away for a couple of weeks. Take a month off."
John Grogan: "Go where?"
Arnie Klein: "I dunno."
John Grogan: "I live in a vacation spot."
Arnie Klein: "Then go to someplace where it's painful and sad."

"You know how we're always saying what a pain you are, you're the world's worst dog, don't believe it, don't believe it for one minute because you know we couldn't find a better dog, I love you, more than anything, you're a great dog, I love you."

"Marley's not allowed to drink out of the toilet, you should just keep him out of the bathroom in general."

"There were 11 thunderstorms while you were gone, 11, you were right, he doesn't like them and just so you know I am a dog person but that is not a dog, that is evil with a dog face that humps my leg and is peeing on your carpet."

Jorge: "Why are you laughing?"
Sebastian: "I'm just very immature."

"Sometimes life has a better idea."

"Tell your dog not to worry, sooner or later we all lose our balls."

"A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?"