Matchstick Men

Roy: "You good to go?"
Frank Mercer: "Does the Pope pooh in the woods?"

Frank Mercer: Okay, I'd just like to, you know, take a girl out somewhere nice once in a while.
Roy: "You have to pay extra for that."

Roy: "I gotta go. I've got a big business meeting."
Angela: "This late?"
Roy: "Antiques. They wait for no man."

"My dad's a smooth operator!"

"Fourteen! You're fourteen! When'd you have time to get arrested?"

Angela: "You don't have a TV? seriuously you don't have a TV?"
Roy: "Well there's a couch, if you want to sit. Or over there if you prefer. Or the couch."

"If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming."

"For some people, money is... money is a foreign film without subtitles."