Operation Petticoat

Sherman: "Chief, can this boat go down?"
Chief Molumphry: "Like a stone, sir."
Sherman: "And the engines?"
Sam Tostin: "Factory fresh, sir!"
Henderson: "Captain, take these 2 liars and get the hell out of here!"

"Sir, in Las Vegas, the boys would say you're trying to make your point the hard way."

"We may be pink, and coming in by the grace of a woman's brassire, but we're coming in!"

"I'm a religious man, Captain, and I believe we'll get through if the Good Lord puts his mind to it. Of course, he'll have to give us his undivided attention."

"It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off."

"Excuse me, sir, is this normal, or should I be nervous again?"

"A woman just shouldn't mess around with a man's machinery."

Sherman: "My responsibility is this boat, and to get her out of here I'd even make a pact with the devil."
Holden: "That's where I come in."
Sherman: "That's right."