Rock of Ages

"Why is everybody quitting today?"

"Now look at him, married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole."
[about the Whitmores]

"I know me better than anyone... because I live in here... and nobody else can."

Sherrie: "He's better than Concrete Balls."
Lonny: "That's a good point, Concrete Balls are very heavy."

Dennis Dupree: "Paul! You're early!"
Paul Gill: "Actually, I told Stacee the gig was last night, so technically we're a day late... don't tell him."

Sherrie: "I'm a stripper at the Venus Club."
Drew: "I'm in a boy band."
Sherrie: "You win."