Rushmore

Rosemary Cross: "I'll show you the door."
Max Fischer: "I'll just go back out the window."

Margaret Yang: "You're a real jerk to me, you know that?"
Max Fischer: "I'm sorry, Margaret."
Margaret Yang: "Well anyway, nice to see you."

"You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children."
[to Max]

"She's sweet, but she's f*cked-up."

Max Fischer: "What was your major?"
Rosemary Cross: "I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy."
Max Fischer: "Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?"
Rosemary Cross: "This was more like Central America."

Herman Blume: "Why did you ask me to come here?"
Max Fischer: "Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you."
Herman Blume: "That big one?"
Max Fischer: "Yeah."
Herman Blume: "It would've flattened me like a pancake."

"Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these."

Ernie: "What kind of fish?"
Max Fischer: "Barracuda, stingrays, electric eels, trout, hammerheads, piranha, giant squid, octop..."
Herman Blume: "Piranhas? Really?"
Max Fischer: "Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America."