Rushmore

Architect: "Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?"
Herman Blume: "They love it."
Magnus Buchan: "Lucky bastards."

Max Fischer: "How much are you worth, by the way?"
Herman Blume: "I don't know."
Max Fischer: "Over ten million?"
Herman Blume: "Yeah, I guess so."
Max Fischer: "Good, good."
Herman Blume: "Why?"
Max Fischer: "Cause we're gonna need all of it."

Max Fischer: "What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?"
Magnus Buchan: "A fucking lie."
Max Fischer: "You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it."

Herman Blume: "Indefinitely. I'm being sued for divorce."
Concierge: "Very good sir."

Bert Fischer: "You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea."
Max Fischer: "Yes, that's true... but I've been out to sea for a long time."

Max Fischer: "Good. I just wanted to inform you about what is going on."
Dr. Guggenheim: "I never took you for an informer, Max."

Herman Blume: "What does Guggenheim say?"
Max Fischer: "Nothing. I felt I should go to you first."
Herman Blume: "Why?"
Max Fischer: "Because at this moment I feel our best strategy is to keep a low profile. The more preparation I can do, the stronger our case will be when we go to the administration."
Herman Blume: "How much do you want?"
Max Fischer: "$35,000 for the initial plans."
Herman Blume: "I'll give you $2,500."

"Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today."