Scouts vs. Zombies

"I touched them! I don't think they were real!"

"It's the zombie apocalypse! Come on, we're scouts! We're trained for this!"

Ben: "What is that?"
Augie: "It's a bomb."
Carter: "What are you, the Taliban?"

Ben: "Guys, the police are gone! The military? They're not coming either. But tonight, we're showing what being a real scout's all about. We're just gonna stand here or we're gonna go save the world?"
Carter: "Fuck yeah, dude."
Augie: "That's a really good speech, bud."

"We're fine! Everything's under control!"

Ben: "That's Scout Leader Rogers!"
Carter: "He looks like shit!"
Augie: "I set him on fire. [all eyes staring at him] He tried to eat me!"

Carter: "What is going on?"
Denise: "Why the fuck do you think everyone's eating each other?"
Ben: "You mean, like a... ?"
[Denise blasts the head off a Zombie with a shotgun]
Denise: "Any more questions?"

"Don't worry, mommy! Daddy's here! This is fucking awesome!"