Joey Morgan

Ben: "That's Scout Leader Rogers!"
Carter: "He looks like shit!"
Augie: "I set him on fire. [all eyes staring at him] He tried to eat me!"

"We're fine! Everything's under control!"

Ben: "Guys, the police are gone! The military? They're not coming either. But tonight, we're showing what being a real scout's all about. We're just gonna stand here or we're gonna go save the world?"
Carter: "Fuck yeah, dude."
Augie: "That's a really good speech, bud."

Ben: "What is that?"
Augie: "It's a bomb."
Carter: "What are you, the Taliban?"

"It's the zombie apocalypse! Come on, we're scouts! We're trained for this!"