Sharknado

"And, I'm not a stripper!"

"We're gonna need a bigger chopper."

"We can't just wait here for sharks to rain down on us."

"They control it all! And the weather too! I gotta hand it to em though, Sharks?! I never saw THAT coming."

Fin Shepard: "I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles."
Baz Hogan: "Or a meteor shower. Zombies even."
Fin Shepard: "Yeah."
Baz Hogan: "Black Plague. Aliens. But sharks? Come on."
Fin Shepard: "Yeah. Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks."
Baz Hogan: "Yeah, your luck. Sharks."
Nova Clarke: "Mine too."

"There are sharks flooding the streets. And now there is one swimming in your pool."

"Looks like it's that time of the month."

"My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me."