Shoot 'Em Up

"Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live... and if that happens in this show, I will do a lot more than ask for my money back."

"You know what I hate?"

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."

Smith: "I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?"
Donna: "Not particularly."
Smith: "Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature."

"Talk about shooting your load..."

Sales Person: "You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?"
Smith: "It's just as good as cash."

Shotgun-Man: "He doesn't guess. He sees things we don't. He was once an FBI profiler."
Hertz: "Forensic behavior consultant. My god, how many times do I have to tell you guys? Details make all the difference in this business."

Donna: "You are the angriest man in the world!"
Smith: "If I remember right, you used to like it like that."