Silver Streak

Hilly Burns: "Who are you?"
Grover Muldoon: "I'm a thief!"

"If there's ever anything that you need... don't call me."

George Caldwell: "You like my new shoes?"
Hilly Burns: "Yes I do. Why don't you take them off?"

"I always lose my memory when I fall in love."

George: "What did you come back here for?"
Grover: "You forgot your wallet."
George: "Oh, some thief you are."

"Man I thought you were an amateur, but you a real pro."

"Here's a vitamin sample for you. Vitamin E. Now that is great for the old pecker. Yeah it really keeps a pencil sharpened."

Jerry Jarvis: "I can't take that responsibility. I better get my boss."
Chief Donaldson: "You better do something, you idiot, because in ten minutes you're going to have two hundred tons of locomotive smashing through Central Station on its way to Marshall Field's."