Silver Streak

George Caldwell: "I don't think we're going to make it past the cops."
Grover Muldoon: "We'll make it past the cops. I just hope we don't see no Muslims."

George Caldwell: "Did you know... that the Brainard Tunnel is the highest point on this line?"
Bob Sweet: "Yeah, yeah. I knew that."
George Caldwell: "Did you know that when we reach it I intend to be higher?"

"Damn Hippies."

"How come you whities got such a tight ass, man?"

"I know what goes where, and why."

Muldoon: "Who you lookin' for?"
Cop: "White guy."
Muldoon: "Well if I see any I'll let you know."

"They talk of the joy of sex but it doesn't last like the fun of flying."

George Caldwell: "I did not kill Sweet."
Chief Donaldson: "We know that, but if you weren't so dumb, you could've realized that we planted that news story for your own protection."