Storks

Junior: "Seriously?"
Tulip: "I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you!"
Junior: "Oh, really?"

"I've never seen that before in nature shows."

Sarah Gardner: "We're going to destroy the whole roof!"
Nate: "We have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother."
Henry Gardner: "What he said."
Nate: "Dads are fun, moms are mean!"
Henry Gardner: "I heard that!"
Sarah Gardner: " Moms are fun too!"

Hunter: "You idiot, how could you think this was an address?"
Junior: "I thought it was a gentrified neighborhood..."

"First, we are going to take this baby and we are going to raise her to be a strong independent woman! Then, we're going to eat you!"

Hunter: "Look at that sunrise! How can you not look at it!"
Junior: "If I go blind, it's worth it!"

"Storks, since the beginning of time we have been tasked with delivering babies to people. No matter how hard or painful or boring it got, we would never stop delivering babies. Thank goodness we don't have to do that anymore!"

"We're not like a family, we're just a guy and girl trying to raise a baby."