Strange Days

"This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?"

"Bullet-resistant? What ever happened to bullet-proof?"

"Look... everyone needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometimes, it's what we are."

"Two million years of human evolution and that's the best idea you can come up with?"

"This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe... it's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle."

"Cheer up. The world's about to end in ten minutes anyway."

"You love that red, white, and blue, but you hate that black, black, black."

"You're gonna be in my next song. It's called 'RoboSteckler'. It's about a cop who met his worst nightmare: a nigga with enough political juice to squash your ass like a stinkbug! You gonna be famous, fucker!"