The Big Lebowski

Walter: "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it."
The Dude: "Thank you Walter, that makes me feel very secure, it makes me feel very warm inside."

Maude Lebowski: "Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?"
The Dude: "Uh, is that what this is a picture of?"
Maude Lebowski: "In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"
Maude Lebowski: "Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson."
The Dude: "Johnson?"

Walter: "When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?"
The Dude: "That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."

Jackie Treehorn: "Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!"
The Dude: "Yeah well, I still jerk off manually."

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you."

The Stranger: "There's just one thing, Dude."
The Dude: "And what's that?"
The Stranger: "Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
The Dude: "What the fuck you talking about?"
The Stranger: "Okay, Dude. Have it your way."

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me."

The Dude: "We dropped off the damn money..."
The Big Lebowski: "We?"
The Dude: "I! The Royal 'we'! You know, the editorial..."