The Big Lebowski

The Dude: "Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!"
Donny: "What do you need that for, Dude?"

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

"Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling."

Walter: "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
The Dude: "Fuckin' A."
Donny: "And this guy peed on it."
Walter: "Donny, please."

"Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules."

Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "No you're not wrong."
Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole."
Walter: "Okay then."

"Now, 'Dude'... that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interesting."

Maude Lebowski: "Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."
The Dude: "He fixes the cable?"
Maude Lebowski: "Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."