The Darkest Hour

"Welcome to Russia, sucker."

Skyler: "Next time, you send an NDA."
Sean: "You must mean the Non-Douchebag Agreement."

Flight Attendant: "Sir, could you please turn that off? It can interfere with the plane's navigation systems."
Sean: "Do you really believe that? Because people have been talking outside, you know, the flight attendant social circle of trust, and word is that nobody really believes that."
Ben: "Excuse my friend. He was dropped on his head as a child."
Sean: "No. If these were really that bad, the wouldn't let you bring them on the plane, flat out. If you agree with me, don't unfold your arms."

"What's the dress code for the end of the world? Jacket, no tie."

Ben: "Ooh, an American."
Sean: "I didn't fly halfway around the world to see Americans. Tell her to go to Applebees."

"Our expansion plans for Moscow include getting drunk, laid and ending up in a Russian prison, all at the click of a button."

"They came here with a plan."

"They can see us but we can't see them."