The Death of Stalin

"This is how people get killed, when their stories don't fit."

"I represent the entire red army at the buffet, you girls enjoy yourself."

"Did Coco Chanel did a shit on your end?"

Nikita Khrushchev: "We need to be strong, not afraid."
Svetlana Stalin: "You're always afraid, bow I'm afraid."

"I'm totally excausted, I can't remember who is still alive and who's not!"

"I'm supposed to call him back in 17 minutes!"
"From when you picked up the phone or when you finished?"

"I'm the peacemaker, I'm gonna f*ck up anyone who get's in my way!"

Soldier 1: "Should we investigate?"
Soldier 2: "Should you shut the f*ck up before you get us both killed!"