The Dinner

"We don't talk about painful things, she's been through a lot."

Paul: [about Katelyn] "I think she want's someone to follow her."
Stan: "Really?"
Paul: "I think that's normally how it works in the kingdom of the apes."

Paul Lohman: "Do you have kids?"
Dylan Heinz: "No."
Paul Lohman: "Why?"
Dylan Heinz: "Out of pure selfishness, I havn't stopped being a kid myself."

Stan: "How about a toast to our beautiful wifes?"
Katelyn: "To our children."
Claire: "To health."
Paul: "To getting through this dinner in one piece."

Katelyn: "You look good, Paul."
Paul: "Not as good as my brother but then again I do not spend as much time in make-up."
Claire: "Can't you just take a compliment and move on?"