The Fault in Our Stars

Gus: "What's your story?"
Hazel: "I was diagnosed when I was 13..."
Gus: "No no no, your real story."
Hazel: "I am quite unextraordinary."
Augustus: "I reject that."

Gus: "Hello, are you Monica's mother?"
Monica's Mom: "I am..."
Gus: "Hello, ma'am. Your daughter, she's done a great injustice, so we've come here seeking revenge. You see, we may not look like much, but between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs, but we also have two dozen eggs, so if I were you, I would go back inside. "
Monica's Mom: [looks feared and goes back inside]
Isaac: "Did... That actually worked?"
Gus: "Yep."
Isaac: "That was the stupidest speech I've ever... That actually worked?"

Gus: "Your hands are so cold."
Hazel: "Oh, they're not so much cold as just under oxygenated."
Gus: "Hazel Grace?"
Hazel: "Hm?"
Gus: "I love it when you talk medical to me."

Hazel: "Guys, I think we should wait until dark."
Gus: "It's all dark to Isaac."
Isaac: "Dude, I'm not deaf, I'm just blind, so I can hear when you make fun of my disability."

Gus: "This is it."
Hazel: "I'm so excited I can barely breathe."
Gus: "As opposed to normal?"

Van Houten: "She thinks I have a drinking problem."
Lidewij: "I also think the Earth is round."

"Sometimes people don't understand the promises that they're making when they make them."

"Oh my God, I'm flying. Oh my God, we're flying. We're-we're flying! Look down! Nothing has ever looked like this in all of human history!"