The Game Plan

Karen Kelly: "Do you have any idea how to take care of a child?"
Joe Kingman: "I've been doing it for a month now!"
Karen Kelly: "And look where we're standing, Joe."

Joe Kingman: "Then you get inside people's minds, and you drive them crazy, just like her!"
Peyton Kelly: "Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you!"

"My mommy says Fanny's Burgers make kids fat and give you gas."

"You don't get abs like these eating peanut butter patties."

"Is Spike wearing a tutu!?"

Joe Kingman: "You need to be a mom to do this stuff."
Monique Vasquez: "I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything."

Karen Kelly: "How are things going there?"
Peyton Kelly: "Terrific! The food's not all that great, but my room is huge."

Peyton Kelly: "Kids love sugar, the plain, the better."
Joe Kingman: "My dad never let me have sugar."
Peyton Kelly: "Is that why you never smile?"