The Green Hornet

"I want the head of The Green Hornet and I want it tonight."

"Ha! I'm ungassable!"

Tupper: "A grown man wearing a mask is a little scarier than a man wearing a suit."
Chudnofsky: "You're not pleased with my suit? Does it not fill you with fear?"

"You said I'm boring. My gun has two barrels. That's not boring."

Kato: "I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?"
Britt Reid: "I love Japan."

"Go be a journalist. I'll kick ass."

Britt: "What did you think of my father?"
Kato: "He was fine."
Britt: "Come on. Just tell me."
Kato: "He was my boss. Nobody loves their boss."
Britt: "Don't sugarcoat this, Kato. You're not gonna offend me. Just tell me, man to man."
Kato: "He was a bit of a dick."

Lenore: "If you ever so much as look at my ass again..."
Britt: "I can't even see your ass."
Lenore: "I will sue you for sexual harassment. Do you understand?"
Britt: "Hugs?"