Jay Chou

Britt: "Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure."
Kato: "I go with you, but I don't want to touch you."

Britt: "What did you think of my father?"
Kato: "He was fine."
Britt: "Come on. Just tell me."
Kato: "He was my boss. Nobody loves their boss."
Britt: "Don't sugarcoat this, Kato. You're not gonna offend me. Just tell me, man to man."
Kato: "He was a bit of a dick."

"Go be a journalist. I'll kick ass."

Kato: "I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?"
Britt Reid: "I love Japan."

Britt: "You know what you are. You're a human Swiss army knife."
Kato: "I don't know what's that mean?"
Britt: "It's a little things, and you keep pulling out things, and just when you think there couldn't be any more cool things, a new cool thing comes out, and that's you! You are even dressed like one. You should have a little plus on your chest."

Kato: "You like your father now?"
Britt: "Yes! You see, he wasn't a dick after all. Well, he was a dick, just not really how we thought he was."