Seth Rogen

Frank: "Hey, Brenda, you and me."
Brenda: "I'm so happy the gods put our packages together."
Frank: "It's because we belong together."
Brenda: "It's like we were made for each other."
Frank: "I know it's against the rules..."
Frank and Brenda: "Just the tips.... mhhhh."

El Guaco: "So you have learned the terrible truth."
Frank: "I gotta tell everyone."
El Guaco: "No one will believe you."
Frank: "I have to try, everyone will die otherwise."
El Guaco: "Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Fuck me, right?"

Saul: "Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! Common, man, let's get the fuck outta here!"
Dale: "Okay... Uhh let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead."
Saul: "Wait...! What do you mean, it's dead?"
Dale: "What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead!"
Saul: "No, no! What do you mean, the battery's dead?"
Dale: "How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul."
Saul: "How did this happen?"
Dale:§ Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-..."
Saul: "Aw, man... talk radio?"
Dale: "Yes, talk radio."
Saul: "So boring, man! The car just committed suicide."

Ruth: "The world is 4000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design."
Paul: "That's horseshit!"

Frank: "That doesn't make any sense! Why would that do that?"
Firewater: "Uh, because it makes them stronger. Their hunger's insatiable, buddy, I mean, fuck."
Frank: "How do you know all this?"
Mr. Grits: "We're the non-perishables..."

Sarah: "You guys missed her singing Miley Cyrus. She destroyed 'Wrecking Ball'"
Ethan: "You still like that song?"
Diana: "Everybody does."
Sarah: "You can cry to it, you can run to it."
Diana: "Yeah."
Sarah: "You can party to it."
Isaac: "It's timeless!"

Dave Skylark: "It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they want!"
Aaron Rapaport: "That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies."

Steve Wozniak: "What do you do? You're not an engineer. You're not a designer. You can't put a hammer to a nail. I built the circuit board! The graphical interface was stolen! So how come ten times in a day I read Steve Jobs is a genius? What do you do?"
Steve Jobs: "Musicians play their instruments. I play the orchestra."