The Intern

"It's 2015, are we really still critical of working moms?"

"How, in one generation, have men gone from guys like jack Nicholson and Harrison Ford to... [looks at Davis and Lewis] ... Take Ben, here. A dying breed. You know? Look and learn, boys. Because if you ask me, this is what cool is."

Jules: "I don't want to be buried alone. Paige will be with her husband, and Matt will be with his new family, and I will be buried with strangers. I'll be buried in the strangers singles section of the cemetery. Not that that is a reason to stay together. But it's just, you know, a scary sidebar."
Ben: "Let's take that one off your plate right now. You can be buried with me and Molly. I happen to have space, okay?"
Jules: "Oh, thank you so much."

"I still have music in me, absolutely positive about that!"

"Mark Zuckerberg never brought in a CEO... and he was a teenager!"

"I just know there's a hole in my life and I need to fill it... soon."

Ben: "'You're never wrong to do the right thing.'"
Jules: "Who said that, you?"
Ben: "Yeah. But I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said it first."