The Intern

"Sitting is the new smoking."

"How do I spend the rest of my days? You name it. Golf. Books. Movies. Pinochle. Tried yoga, learned to cook, bought some plants, took classes in mandarin. [in mandarin] 'Believe me I've tried everything'."

"Back in action. Thank god!"

"Breathe and relax for inner balance... Breathe deeply, Jules."

Ben: "Hi, I'm Ben, your new intern."
Jules: "I'm glad you also see the humor in this."
Ben: "It would be hard not to."

"Nobody calls men 'men' anymore. Have you noticed? Women went from 'girls' to 'women.' Men went from 'men' to 'boys?' This is a problem in the big picture. Do you know what I mean?"

Fiona: "I'm Fiona, the house masseuse. Love that there's another oldie but goodie here... How's that, Ben? [giving him a massage]"
Ben: "Oh, hmm, oh boy!!"
Davis: [hands him a newspaper for lap coverage] "Here you go... You're not as old as I thought you were."

"The truth is... something about you makes me feel calm, or more centered, or something. And I could use that. Obviously."
[to Ben]