The Judge

Mike Kattan: "Is this the first time your mom passed away, or is it something you do on all cases you're about to lose?"
Judge Carter: "I'm sorry for your loss."
Hank Palmer: "First time... "

"What line were we in when they were distributing testicles?"

"Yeah, well, it's my bullshit, kindly remove your shoes from it."

"Imagine a far away place, Hank, where people value your opinion. Now go there."

"Stop staring. I know I look good."

Hank: "You think there's something else after we die?"
Joseph: "You asking me if I believe in God?"
Hank: "Do you?"
Joseph: "I'm 72 with stage 4 cancer. What choice do I have?"

"This family's a fucking Picasso painting."

C.P. Kennedy: "Now, what exactly is our target juror?"
Joseph Palmer: "Intelligent people who will listen to instructions and follow the evidence."
Hank Palmer: "Crackpots. Those I can persuade to swallow their own tongue. Anyone who's seen a Sasquatch. Moon-landing deniers. Those are our people."