The Judge * Quotes

"I have one simple belief. That the law is the only thing that's capable of making people equal."

"Did you know 90% of the country believes in ghosts? less than a third in evolution? 35% can correctly identify Homer Simpson's fictional town in which he resides, less than 1% knows the name Thurgood Marshall. But... when you put 12 Americans together in a jury and you ask for justice? Something just South of brilliance happens. Often as not, they get it right."

Hank: "You think there's something else after we die?"
Joseph: "You asking me if I believe in God?"
Hank: "Do you?"
Joseph: "I'm 72 with stage 4 cancer. What choice do I have?"

"Stop staring. I know I look good."

"What line were we in when they were distributing testicles?"

Mike Kattan: "And how does it feel, Hank? Knowing that every client you represent is guilty?"
Hank Palmer: "It's fine. Innocent people can't afford me."

"My father is a lot of unpleasant things, but murderer is not one of them."