The Last Word

Harriet: "How grossly I overetimated your talent as a writer."
Anne: "The problem isn't with my writig, it's you!"

"Wow! She puts the bitch in obituary!"

Anne: "Is there one thing you can say about her that would be nice?"
Phylis Murphy: "If she would be dead, that would be nice. How's that?"

"'If I want you opinion, I will give it you!', that's what she told me. I was her gynecologist!"

"I hated her... so much!"

"The deceased must have touched someones life."

Edward: "As I live and breathe."
Harriet: "From the looks of it, I'm not sure you do."

Harriet: "The thought of leaving my obituary to chances's completly unreasonable to me."
Anne: "Well, I'm the obituary writer, so... when the times comes, I will be writing your obituary."
Harriet: "I want you to write it now."
Anne: "Ha.."