The Man with Two Brains

Anne Uumellmahaye: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "My god, you've cooked her nines!"

"Cover her breasts. I'm a man, flesh and blood."

"Well, the operations seems to be a success. But the doctor died."

Dolores: "I can't wait till next Thursday."
Michael: "Today is Monday."
Dolores: "I know, but my headache should be gone by then."

"Damn your drunk tests are hard."

"I've never seen so many brains out of their heads before! I feel like a kid in a candy store."

Butler: "You and your wife are expected for dinner."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "My wife won't be coming."
Butler: "Oh, I trust she is not ill?"
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.
Butler: "Ya, I have heard this."

"Into the mud, scum queen."