The Man with Two Brains

Dr. Brandon: "Well, Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe - you know that."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "Exactly. Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away."

"The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence."

"I get so excited when you get angry. It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will."

Inspector: "You are playing God."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "*Somebody* has to."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people."

Little Girl: "Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose."
Little Girl: "But I thought..."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's 'epidural'. Ha."