The Martian

"I'm gonna need more coffee..."

"I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet."

"Mars will come to fear my botany powers."

"Tell Commander Lewis, disco sucks."

"If I want water, I'll have to make it from scratch. Fortunately, I know the recipe: Take hydrogen. Add oxygen. Burn."

"If the oxygenator breaks down, I'll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks down, I'll die of thirst. If the Hab beaches, I'll just kind of implode. If none of those things happen. I'll eventually run out of food and starve to death. So yeah, I'm fucked."

"Fuck you Mars!"

"They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!"