The Martian

"My balls are frozen."

"None of this matters at all if I can't find a way to make contact with NASA."

"I'm sorry, but you have not thought this through. I mean, what are we gonna say, 'Dear America, remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for? Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars, our bad. Sincerely, NASA'. I mean, do you realize the shit storm that is about to hit us?"

"Every time something goes wrong, the world forgets why we fly."

"Surprise!"

"Who am I to talk about loneliness?"

"It's a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I'm the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there! Climb a hill? First guy to climb that hill! Kick a rock? That rock hadn't moved in a million years! I'm the first guy to drive long-distance on Mars. The first guy to spend more than thirty-one sols on Mars. The first guy to grow crops on Mars. First, first, first!"

"I'm not gonna die here."