The X Files: I Want to Believe

"If you were a mother, Dr. Scully, you would understand."

"Do you know why we live here, in this box? Because we hate each other and ourselves."

Mulder: "Are you asking me to give up?"
Scully: "No. No, I can't ask you to do that... But I can tell you I won't be coming home tonight."

Father Joe: "And where do they come from, then, these unnatural appetites?"
Scully: "Not from God!"
Father Joe: "Oh, then from me? I castrated myself when I was twenty-six."

"I'm as happy as a clam."

Scully: "What is it that you were praying for in there, sir?"
Father Joe: "For the salvation of my immortal soul."
Scully: "And you think God hears your prayers?"
Father Joe: "You think he hears yours?"
Scully: "I didn't bugger 37 altar boys."
Fox Mulder: "Hmm, that's a pleasant way of putting it."
Scully: "I have another word I could use, if you'd like."
Mulder: "I'm sure you do."

Agent Mosley: "I don't believe this."
Mulder: "You know, that's been your problem from the very beginning."

Scully: "What are you doing?"
Mulder: "Trying to ignore you."