This Is Where I Leave You

Wendy: "You know, sleeping with your shrink doesn't make a relationship expert."
Philip: "I know, but I'm an expert in you."

"I just want you to know I'm on your side, whatever that means."

Philip: "You know, sometimes I think you're to good for me."
Tracy: "Don't be silly... I'm definitly to good for you."

Judd: "What's the matter with you? You ever think before you speak?"
Philip: "No, that would take all the fun out of it."

Philip: "I always knew there was something of a coldhearted slut in you."
Quinn: "Takes one to knew one."
Philip: "Touché, Pussycat."

"You know I don't do complicated."

Judd: "You can't possibly know it's mine."
Quinn: "Trust me, it's yours."
Judd: "Strangly, trust is not the first impulse when it comes to you."

Judd: "You're a dick!"
Philip: "Now, tell me something that I don't know."