This Is Where I Leave You

"Stop chasing tens. Bang a four. Bang a five. Look at the gratitude in their face. You be the best part of their year."

Horry: "Brain injury. There are things I can't do."
Judd: "Like what?"
Horry: "Like remember what the hell it is I can't do."

Judd: "I don't understand the Shiva. Mom's not even Jewish, and dad was an atheist."
Wendy: "A Jewish atheist, and this is what he wanted."

Judd: "Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and I was in love with my wife."
Wendy: "No, you weren't."
Judd: "No?"
Wendy: "No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed... How in love could you have been?"
Judd: "Yep... That's fair."

"It's hard to see people from your past when your present is so cataclysmically screwed up."

"You guys are idiots, but you are my idiots..."

Phillip: "I'm trying to be complicated, are you proud of me?"
Wendy: "How does it feel?"
Phillip: "Complicated."

"Love causes cancer, like everything else. But it is still love, it has it's moments."