Watchmen

"You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said 'The Superman exists and he is American', what I said was 'God exists and he is American'. Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane."

Dr. Manhattan: "What is this? Another ultimate weapon?"
Adrian Veidt: "Yes. You could say that."
[Adrian turns on his TVs with the remote]

Dan Dreiberg: "I'm not the one still hiding behind a mask."
Rorschach: "No. You're hiding in plain sight."

"I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one."

"I am looking at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long to reach us. All we ever see of stars is their old photographs."

Laurie Jupiter: "Everyone will die!"
Dr. Manhattan: "And the universe will not even notice."

Laurie Jupiter: "Do you remember that crazy guy? What did he call himself... Captain Carnage. The one who used to pretend he was a supervillain just so he could get beaten up all the time?"
Dan Dreiberg: "Yeah, he tried that on me once. I just walked away. He starts following me down the street in broad daylight, yelling 'Punish me! Punish me!' I'm just saying 'No! Get lost.'"
Laurie Jupiter "God. Whatever happened to him?"
Dan Dreiberg: "Well, he pulled that on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft."
[Pause... then both laugh]
Laurie Jupiter: "Oh my god. That isn't even funny."
Dan Dreiberg: "It is a little funny."

"In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon."