James Bond 007: You Only Live Twice

"At least he died on the job... he would have wanted it that way."
[police man on finding Bond 'dead' in a woman's bed]

Henderson: [hands Bond a Martini] "Oh, that's stirred, not shaken. That was right, wasn't it?"
James Bond: "Perfect. Cheers."
Henderson: "Cheers."
James Bond: "Russian vodka. Well done."
Henderson: "Yeah, I get it from the doorman at the Russian embassy... amongst certain other things."

"As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world."

"I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl."
[to James Bond]

James Bond: "Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"
Ling: "You think we better, huh?"
James Bond: "No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both."
Ling: "Darling, I give you very best duck."

James Bond: "Do you have any commandos here?"
Tiger Tanaka: "I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school."

"You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry. They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds."

Tiger Tanaka: "My friend, now you take your first civilized bath."
James Bond: "Really? [four half naked japanese women surround him] Oh, I like the plumbing."
Tiger Tanaka: "Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one is never do anything yourself, when someone else can do it for you."
James Bond: "And number two?"
Tiger Tanaka: "Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second."
James Bond: "I just might retire to here."