Tiger Tanaka: "My friend, now you take your first civilized bath."
James Bond: "Really? [four half naked japanese women surround him] Oh, I like the plumbing."
Tiger Tanaka: "Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one is never do anything yourself, when someone else can do it for you."
James Bond: "And number two?"
Tiger Tanaka: "Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second."
James Bond: "I just might retire to here."