A Million Ways to Die in the West - Trailer english

Louise: "You're not even a good sheep farmer, Albert. Your sheep are everywhere. The one thing a sheep farmer has to do is keep all of the sheep in one place, all right? I went to your farm the other day, and I saw one in the back yard, three way up on the ridge, two in the pond and one on the roof."
Albert: "Okay, that's Bridget, all right? She has a problem with retardation, but she's full of love."

"Everything out here, that is not you, is trying to kill you."

"You know what else can kill you? Doctors!"