CHiPs - Red Band Trailer english

Ponch: "Okay, we need to focus." [gets distracted]
Jon Baker: "Are you kidding me right now?"
Ponch: "I'm just like kind of powerless to when it comes to yoga pants, you know."
Jon Baker: "Let's get you out of this parking lot, you have a visible erection. You think you can ride with that?"
Ponch: "I don't know."

Jon Baker: "I need to get into some warm water."
Ponch: "I'm not going to carry you there!"
Jon Baker: "I saved your life yesterday."
Ponch: "Oh, my God! I knew you were going to bring it up."
Jon Baker: "Grab me and get it over with."

Jon Baker: "We're like Jay Z and Beyoncé. We are ride or die."
Ponch: "I'm Jay Z."