CHiPs

Jon Baker: "Your face went on my..."
Ponch: "No, no, no, no! There was no contact."
Jon Baker: "I could have swore I felt either your nose or your lips."
Ponch: "Nope! There might have been like a... a little, like a little bit of contact."
[Jon laughs]

Jon Baker: "I need to get into some warm water."
Ponch: "I'm not going to carry you there!"
Jon Baker: "I saved your life yesterday."
Ponch: "Oh, my God! I knew you were going to bring it up."
Jon Baker: "Grab me and get it over with."

Peterson: "Have you got a legitimate lead?"
Ponch: "We have a suspect's head, that's a victory."
Peterson: "Nasty!"
Ponch: "I was trying.."
Peterson: "Just damn nasty!!!"

"If you screw up this case, you're fired!"

"This job is my one shot at saving my marriage."

Jon Baker: "Pretty badass, being all suited up for battle."
Ponch: "By looking like UPS drivers?"
Brian Grieves: "Supercool. Go brown, right."

Jon Baker: [in his underwear] "What's up, I'm Jon."
Ponch: "Poncherello."
Jon Baker: "Awesome, man, we're partners. Let's keep this up with a real thing."
[he tries to hug Ponch, but is pushed away]
Ponch: "Woh, dude."
Jon Baker: "If you're homophobic or whatever, that's cool."
Ponch: "No. No, no, no, no, no... you think I'm homophobic...?"
Brian Grieves: "Jon Baker the Baker?"
[Ponch watches as Baker and Grieves hug tight both in their underwear]

Sgt. Hernandez: "Jon, I like you. You remind me of my husband."
Jon Baker: "He is really handsome."
Sgt. Hernandez: "You've had 23 surgeries... you can ride a motorcycle, I'll give you that."
Jon Baker: "Yes, ma'am. Like a motherf..."
Sgt. Hernandez: "No."