Ryan Hansen

Jon Baker: [in his underwear] "What's up, I'm Jon."
Ponch: "Poncherello."
Jon Baker: "Awesome, man, we're partners. Let's keep this up with a real thing."
[he tries to hug Ponch, but is pushed away]
Ponch: "Woh, dude."
Jon Baker: "If you're homophobic or whatever, that's cool."
Ponch: "No. No, no, no, no, no... you think I'm homophobic...?"
Brian Grieves: "Jon Baker the Baker?"
[Ponch watches as Baker and Grieves hug tight both in their underwear]

Veronica: "I want to ask you about the night Susan Knight died."
Dick: "Of course you do, it's a party!"

Dick: "Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger."
Veronica: "So do yours."

Dick: "What's this? Wait a minute. No. I specifically told the agency 'an eager-to-please brunette'. Why is that so hard?"
Veronica: "Dick."
Dick: "Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time. [turns back into the house] Hey, Logan! That girl who follows you around is here!"

Veronica: "You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar."
Dick: "Well, look no further, pilgrim."

Jon Baker: "Pretty badass, being all suited up for battle."
Ponch: "By looking like UPS drivers?"
Brian Grieves: "Supercool. Go brown, right."