Deadpool - Red Band Trailer english

Weasel: "You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado."
Wade: "Thank you."

"Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well that's so bad guys don't see me bleed... this guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants."

"Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming."