Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul * Quotes

Susan: [on the phone] "I need to file a issing person's report..."
Reporter [on TV]: "What do your parents think about coming to the EXPO playing video games?"
Rodrick [on TV]: "Oh, they have no idea."
Grag: [on TV] "They're little slow."
Susan: [still on the phone] "Actuallly... I like to report a duouble murder..!"

Rodrick: "I got us a microwave pizza..."
Frank: "Rodrick, that's a minisafe!"
Rodrick: "And they disguised it as a microwave!"

"If there's one thing I learned from my years being a kid, it's that you're in zero control of your own life."

"This is perfect! Player-Expo is in Indianapolis this weekend, it's ony two inches away."

"Well... you said you want to get the boat on the water this summer..."

"First rule of the road trip is, the driver is the DJ."

"Oh, look how cute, the pig's better potty-trained than you, Greg."